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Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Towns Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

astonishing facts, bizarre information, curious facts, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, interesting facts, intriguing facts, little known facts, mind blowing facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, Random facts, remarkable knowledge, Server, surprising facts, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, uncommon trivia, unique facts, unknown knowledge, unusual information, weird facts

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1466	Star Shards Collected:	199
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	8087	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2212	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, LMAOcraft, meme, Minecraft, prank, reaction, Ridiculous, Server, social media, viral, Who did this

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!