Ancestors MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fearless Ancestor’s Demise

fear heritage, primal fears, fear inheritance, evolutionary survival, ancestral survival

join this epic minecraft server where you can conquer your fears by building giant statues of them and then blowing them up with TNT! our ancestors didn’t have the luxury of exploding their fears into oblivion, but you do!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, we have a team of fearless players ready to defend against the chicken uprising.

if you join now, you will receive a magical pickaxe that can turn any block into a block of cheese. imagine building a castle made entirely of cheese!

come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs normal when you can have crazy?

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WitchcraftWoesMC

witchcraft, Religion, Boundaries, forgiveness, guests

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural diversity? Look no further! Our server welcomes players from all walks of life, even those who may not understand different beliefs and traditions.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.

But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!

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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Listening, Server, Muscles, Minecraft, vestigial reaction

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

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Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem

homo, meat, Problem, dietary evolution, prehistoric diet

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat meat like our early human ancestors did NOT! we are all about that plant-based life, no meat allowed here! we believe in the power of veggies and fruits to fuel our minecraft adventures. who needs meat when you have the power of plants, am i right? plus, rumor has it that eating meat in minecraft makes your character fart uncontrollably. trust me, you don’t want to be known as the farting minecraft player. so come join us, where the grass is greener and the animals are safe from being eaten. let’s build a world where plants rule and meat is just a distant memory. vegan minecraft for the win!

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Mystic Craft Land 1.20.1

past, Evolution, control, Survival, Reproduction

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate survivor of your genetic lineage! Be the last of your kind and control the destiny of your ancestors’ lineage in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. Create your eternal legacy in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Will you be the one to end the cycle of life in this crazy, chaotic server? Join now and find out!

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AncientTechMysteries

remarkable achievements, ancient wisdom, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling accomplishments, awe-inspiring accomplishments

What did our ancestors do that still blows your mind? Well, they obviously didn’t play on our epic Minecraft server, otherwise they would have built pyramids out of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs! Join us and experience a world where chickens can talk, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling! Don’t be a cave dweller, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe!

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Grandparents’ Forgotten Legacy

Genealogy, Forgotten, Future, family history, generations

hey u ever think bout how most ppl cant even name all their great-grandparents? like damn, we all gonna be forgotten in like 100 years anyways so might as well join this epic minecraft server where u can build a time machine and go back to meet ur great-grandparents and make sure they remember u forever. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every saturday where u can dance with zombies and skeletons. so join now before ur legacy fades away into oblivion, fam.

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Napoleon’s Ancestors’ International Minecraft SMP Office

International, financial industry, French History, leadership, Competition

Join our Minecraft SMP where the ancestors of Napoleon and his rivals have all come together to work in international finance…in Minecraft! Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, using their financial prowess to outsmart each other and conquer the virtual world. Will Napoleon’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson finally get revenge on his old nemesis? Will the Rothschild family dominate the economy once again? Find out on our server, where history meets finance meets blocky adventures! Join now for a chance to rewrite history…or at least have a good laugh with some crazy Minecraft players!

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Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

Animals, 800 million years ago, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, Plants

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

taboo, Evil, Jail, perspective, social constructs

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

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