Anatomy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineArt – Minecraft server

Confidence, references, art-related, Server, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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SurgicalVoodooCraft

surgical precision, ancient practices, Healthcare, occult objects, Surgeons

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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DarkCraft: Where your organs have better lighting than our players!

conditions, Medical, pitch black, Light, INTERNAL

join dis server and u can finally give ur internal cells and organs a break from the darkness they been livin in. they deserve some sunlight too, ya know? plus, who knows, maybe they’ll thank u by givin u some extra health points or somethin. just imagine ur liver throwin u a lil party for finally lettin it see the light of day. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let ur organs shine bright like a diamond.

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VaginalBlock Minecraft Server

disgust, unsettling, fear, body horror, creepy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs remind us of creatures straight out of Bloodborne! Join us if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with spooky surprises and heart-pounding moments.

Our server is home to some of the most terrifying mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From creepy zombies that move at lightning speed to skeleton archers with deadly accuracy, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of friendly faces to help you on your journey. Our villagers are always willing to trade with you, as long as you don’t mind their eerie resemblance to the residents of Yharnam.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off hordes of monsters that look like they stepped out of a horror game, all while building your own epic base and exploring mysterious dungeons? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Bloodborne-inspired adventure like no other!

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AutoPilotCraft

AUTOMATED, functions, metabolism, biology, convenience

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu sOmEtHiNg, ThIs sErVeR iS sO cOoL yOuR bOdY wIlL bE cOmPlEtElY aUtOmAtEd jUsT lIkE yOuR bOdY fUnCtIoNs! yOu wOn’T eVeN hAvE tO bReAtHe, eAt, oR sLeEp aNyMoRe! jUsT mInEcRaFt aLl dAy lOnG aNd lEt tHe sErVeR tAkE cArE oF yOuR bOdY! pLuS, wE hAvE aN ePiC sToRy aBoUt aN eNdErMaN aNd a cOw wHo fOuGhT oVeR a cArRoT! yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS sErVeR fOr tHaT aLoNe! so cOmE oN aNd jOiN uS, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

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KneeElbowsCraft

humor, musculoskeletal, Humorous, Physical, KneeElbowsCraft

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

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TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

TinyButMighty, Stereotypes, Sons, size shaming, judgement

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

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MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, MineCraftMedSchool, blood circulation, Blood vessels, disease prevention

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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VibraCraft: PeniClit Power Unleashed

anatomy, sexual response, nerve cells, Mice, VibraCraft

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like unlocking the sensory secrets of ur penis and clitoris! Like, did u know there are nerve cells that detect vibrations and make u do sexual stuff like get erections? It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with sexy vibes! Join now and experience the wildest sensations in the blocky world! It’s gonna blow ur mind, literally!

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GiraffeNerveCraft

Evolution, animal adaptations, nerve structure, solid assertions, biology

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even giraffes are evolving just to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giraffe pops out of nowhere, wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a diamond sword. That’s right, our server is so wild even the animals are getting in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join now to witness the llama revolution firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. The recurrent laryngeal nerve in giraffes approves this message!

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