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  • Modern Foreskin Frontier Roleplay

    Modern Foreskin Frontier Roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: Step into the Void and Embrace the Madness of Our Minecraft Server!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the most absolutely twisted Minecraft server that *ever* existed or will ever exist, depending on how you measure existence! Are you ready to question what is real while trapped in a pixelated nightmare? Trust me, this is either the greatest arena of creativity or the black hole of despair that will consume your sanity! Who needs logic when you have blocks and madness? Youโ€™ve already made the worst decision of your life by coming here, my friend, so why not dive deeper?

    Feature Description
    Dimension of Floating Cats Every hour, reality warps and you are surrounded by feline overlords. They are watching. Always.
    Infinite Lava Pool Swim or die! Choose wisely, for the lava is actually chocolate if you are wearing a hat made of nachos.
    Crafting Your Own Agony Use the essence of your lost hopes to create mystical items that will give you powersโ€”like the power to scream.
    Respawn in the Mind of a Fish When you die, lose all your items but gain a newfound understanding of what it is like to swim in eternal despair!
    Weather Control with Typewriters Type your wishes, but watch what you ask for. Bursts of snow may bring joy, or geysers of marmalade could ruin your day!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must first sacrifice your understanding of reality. Then, chant the sacred numbers: 42, 7, and the sound of silence. If you don’t hear the Earth laugh, try again!

    Q: What mods do you use?

    A: Mods? Oh, sweet summer child! The only mod we embrace here is the one that lingers in the background whispering secrets you arenโ€™t ready for. Every block has a story! Every block is a lie!

    Q: Can I report players?

    A: Reporting is a construct. What if the players are just figments of your fractured mind? Who are you to judge? Just embrace the chaos!

    Random Quotes from Lost Souls

    “I have my penis foreskin and I tried to RP as an American jew by pulling it back. I donโ€™t get it?”

    “Reality is a construct, and I am less than a shadow in the digital void!”

    “Every time you blink, a new lifeform is born in the pixelated abyss!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting fired from your job for stupid reasons like accidentally setting the break room on fire or using the office printer to make copies of your butt? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where getting fired is practically impossible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds

    CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Covid-19 is afraid to step foot! Join us and experience a world where viruses cower in fear and players roam free without a care in the world.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.

    Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Seraph’s Wild

    Seraph’s Wild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay without requiring mods. Join the server and experience custom items, biomes, mobs, dungeons, and more!

    Features:

    Features Description
    Custom items and biomes Insane effects and new mobs with cool attacks!
    End and Nether rehauls Always keeping you entertained with new content.
    Massive dungeons Explore dungeons that take hundreds of hours to complete.
    Proximity Chat Talk to other players in-game with proximity chat.
    No land claims or tp commands Focus on survival gameplay without the need for claims or teleport commands.
    Custom Advancements Over 1000 custom advancements to complete.
    Active Community Join a server with an active community and staff members.

    Want to join?

    Join our discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to join the server? No, Seraph’s Wild is a fabric server with server-side changes only. No mods are required.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server’s discord for more information on rules and guidelines.
    How can I join the community events? Community events are announced on the discord server. Join the discord to stay updated.
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and start playing together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2

    Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual cheeseburger paradise! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€

    We got cows that poop out cheese slices and pigs that fart out bacon strips, like whaaat?! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅ“

    And don’t even get me started on the chicken nugget rainstorms and the french fry forests, it’s like a fast food fever dream come true! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŒง๏ธ

    Plus, our diamond pickaxes are actually giant spatulas and our creepers explode into confetti and glitter, it’s a party every time you mine! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฅ

    So come on down to our server and join the foodie fun, just be sure to bring your appetite and a side of ranch dressing, cuz things are about to get deliciously wild! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿด๐ŸŽฎ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP