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Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	4710
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

adhd, Adventures, Autism Spectrum Disorder, cognitive processes, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, dreamscape, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional regulation, Escape, escapism, Factors, internalized stigma, maladaptive behaviors, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergent, neurodivergent individuals, Predictors, psychological well-being, self esteem, self-perception

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4886	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!