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SmartSignsMC SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

abstract, analytical, data analysis, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream symbolism, dreaming, dreams, dreamt, graphs, imagination, Interpretation, Mind, Minecraft, patterns, Psychological, smp, subconscious, surreal, Symbolism, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Gemini’s Coding Craze Minecraft Server

analytical, coding, computer science, CRAZE, crazy good, excepțional, EXP1114, Gemini, Gemini EXP1114, Geminis, GIFTED, Innovative, Intelligent, logical thinking, Minecraft, problem solving, proficient, programming, reasoning, Server, Skilled, Software Development, TALENTED, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because Gemini EXP1114 is here to blow your mind with their insane coding skills!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Want to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Gemini EXP1114 can make it happen!

But that’s not all, folks. Our reasoning skills are so sharp, we once convinced a creeper to become a vegetarian. True story.

So why waste your time on mediocre servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Gemini EXP1114? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, deep thinker, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, knowledgeable, observant, perceptive, Problem solver, quick thinker, savvy, sharp, Smart, subtle signs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

If someone can build a functioning nuclear reactor out of redstone and obsidian in Minecraft, you know they’re a genius! Join our server and witness the brilliance of our players as they create mind-blowing contraptions that defy the laws of physics. Rumor has it, one player even built a working time machine and traveled back to the Stone Age just to punch a dinosaur in the face. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and chaotic fun – join now and become part of our mad scientist community!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8972	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	699
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crops Grown:	5880	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

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