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Pixel Point Clarity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	645
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	6173
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Votes:	9068
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

DishwasherHalfFullCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the dishwasher is always half-full and the creepers are always half-dead! come build a house made entirely of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds! our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena! plus, if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the glass is always half-full…of lava!

RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!

Poke Legends

Economy, Pixelmon

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

a pixelmon server with a bunch of mods and plugins we are a server that has kits and will be hosting building competitions for cash! well if you like this description join us!

144.217.223.82:25630

Synixsmp

Player Ranks, PvP, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to SynixSMP!

SynixSMP is an immersive and thrilling survival Minecraft server that guarantees endless fun and excitement for players of all levels. With a dedicated staff team and a vibrant community, we strive to create the perfect environment for you to thrive in.

Survive and thrive in a carefully crafted survival world where you can build, explore, and conquer. Engage in epic adventures, take on challenging quests, and overcome formidable bosses. With an emphasis on both individual and collaborative play, you can forge alliances, trade with fellow players, or embark on epic battles.

At SynixSMP, we believe in rewarding our players for their dedication and achievements. Unlock a variety of exciting ranks as you progress, each granting you unique perks and abilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting out, our ranks system ensures that everyone can enjoy a sense of progression and accomplishment.

77.68.75.141:19377

CowCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	178122
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	6701
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

This is a new server I just started, it is a fairly small and simple server for just survival. Come check it out you might like it! My friends and I are on it right now.

cowcraft.mcserver.us

WarfareMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Minecraft 1.8.x – 1.15.2 server, with multiple custom commands. We offer factions, skyblock, and other game modes coming soon.

» Store: store.WarfareMC.net » Website: WarfareMC.net » Discord: discord.WarfareMC.net

play.WarfareMC.net

DiamondsRealm

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	88
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crops Grown:	8201	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Simple survival server with MCMMO and other small plugins. friendly server to all that join. hope to see you there and thingks for voting if you do…

DiamondsRealm.serv.gs

TunaCraft

Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The largest and highest quality Minecraft Server Networks in the world, featuring original games such as The Skyblock , Prison Games, and many more!

mc.tunacraft.com

Novagalaxy network

Kit PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

New server dedicated to pvp and survivalVersion: 1.8.8 – 1.20x

novagalaxy.hopto.org:4035

TotallyCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to the TotallyCraft Server! TotallyCraft is a UNIQUE Minecraft Survival Experience from any other… experience the Boardwalk at TotallyTown to drive your own vehicle, equip super cool cosmetics, auction off your valuables, get pets, put wraps on your items, and SO MUCH MORE! Start an empire

play.totally.town

DutchMinePlayers

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Dutch/Enlgish Server. GrandTheftAuto: Play around with friends, buy a house, get some guns, create a gang and become the number #1!

play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Sloworld

Economy, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4552
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	3601

SloWorld is a server designed for all audiences, types of tastes or desires. We provide excellent expertise with the Survival Custom modality, which has various mechanics. We invite you to join now.

play.sloworld.xyz