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SisDemandsNoNephewFun

aunt, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, consequences, family, Fatherhood, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisDemandsNoNephewFun, uncle, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	51
New Chunks Explored:	158627	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where we encourage kids to be kids and have a blast! Just like Nick, who tried cold ice cream, met the girl next door and her dog, watched his first cartoon, showered alone, and even learned to ride a bike (bruise included)! Join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where rules are meant to be broken and childhood memories are made. Who needs a rulebook when you have our crazy server to explore? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

blocked contact, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotional attachment, emotional pain, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, heartbroken soul, letting go, longing, lost love, Love Lost, missing someone, moving on, Sadness, separation, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crops Grown:	7212
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

GirlCraftSecrets

Boys, Communication, DATING, emotions, feelings, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, GirlCraftSecrets, Girls, hidden truths, Honesty, love, male perspective, misunderstandings, relationships, Secrets, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, unspoken words

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	7052	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, dark depths, Datamined, Dragonflight, Minecraft, Official WoW News, pre-patch, Riding, Rise of the Zandalari, Server, Summer 2024, summer fun, Summer Trading Post, the war within, trading post items, Welcome Back weekend, World of Warcraft General, wowg

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

anxiety, anxiety relief, APPOINTMENTS, Dental, dentist, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP, DREAD, early morning, exhaustion, fear, hate, health, Hell, Medical, resting, Routine, Shifting, sleep schedule, sleeping issues, stress, worrying

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Items Found:	7755
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

MineCraftMania Server

AITAH, belonging, cancer survivor, change my name, emotional neglect, Family issues, feeling lost, feeling unappreciated, husband issues, lack of affection, lack of support, lost identity, Maiden name, marriage problems, MinecraftMania, personal boundaries, personal growth, reclaiming identity, Self Discovery, self-empowerment, separate bedrooms, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!

MineCraftyHousewife

balance, childcare, Communication, exhaustion, family, first time parents, full-time job, Guilt, housework, mental health, MineCraftyHousewife, newborn, Paid maternity leave, physical health, ppd, relationship, responsibilities, SAHD, stress, Support, working parents

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	9677
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Looking for a break from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your husband drama!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!

Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!

Pixel Ponderings

bizarre concepts, cognitive dissonance, contemplation, Curiosity, deep reflection, Deep thinking, existential questions, introspection, mental exploration, mind-bending, perplexing thoughts, philosophical musings, PIXEL, pondering, ponderings, random thoughts, Reflection, strange thoughts, surreal contemplation, Thought-provoking, unusual ideas, weird musings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	215421	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Alejandro Martínez Noguez, Assassination, Censorship, Corruption, crime, impunity, investigation, journalist, Justice, Media, Mexican, mexico, Minecraft, murder, News, police protection, press freedom, Reporting, Server, shot dead, TacoCraft, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo, so like, we got this lit minecraft server where u can escape from all the craziness of the real world, like even crazier than a mexican journalist getting shot while under police protection, like wut even is that?! come join us and build ur own virtual paradise away from all the drama, plus we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not, amirite?! so come on and join us for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!