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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1161 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1385 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?