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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 490 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
