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Analog Watch Conspiracy

ADF, analog, analogue watches, black people, Conspiracy, controversial topics, cultural symbols, dog whistle, exclusionary, internet forums, opinion sharing, POL, political implications, race relations, right wing, social commentary, societal norms, systemic racism, time telling, watch, watch wearing habits, white chuds

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing exciting is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help stop the chicken uprising before it’s too late! Plus, we have exclusive access to a portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that? So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server around!

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9909	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Animals Bred:	179
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	731	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7808	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	927	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!