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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?