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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 75 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
