Analog Sticks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

Feedback, Durability, analog sticks, Quality, Gaming

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

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CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server

gaming frustrations, video games, Server, gaming experience, gaming accessories

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

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MineNonBiyoriMC Server

non non biyori, Renge Miyauchi, Natsumi Koshigaya, Komari Koshigaya, manga chapter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a land where the grass is made of candy and the mountains are made of cheese.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who only speak in puns. Or how about the time we hosted a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon to ride around on?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with just one of those eggs!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and fun for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Minecraft, PETITE, Mature, Naughty

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is filled with petite older women who will make you forget all about your last fap session. Join now for a wild ride filled with pixelated cougars and endless adventures. Just don’t let the creepers catch you in the act!

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CleanRoomMC Server

Server, grounding, Phone, RESPONSIBILITY, DAUGHTER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleaning your room is not just a chore, it’s a quest! Join us and embark on the epic journey of helping your virtual daughter clean her room that hasn’t been touched in over 2 years.

But beware, this isn’t just any ordinary cleaning task. Piles and piles of random clutter await you, ready to challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you conquer the mess and restore order to the chaos?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special feature where your virtual mother will judge your every move and decide if you’re the asshole or not. Will you earn her approval or face her wrath?

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up a virtual disaster zone like never before. Who knew cleaning could be so much fun?

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GoldDiggerNoMore

silver jewelry, birthday gift, Personal preferences, mixed signals, Miscommunication.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about receiving the wrong gift from your boyfriend again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and excitement.

Forget about gold earrings, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and emerald accessories to your heart’s content. No more misunderstandings about your preferences, because here, we understand the importance of looking fabulous while slaying dragons and building epic structures.

Our server is perfect for players who want to escape the drama of real life and immerse themselves in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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WeddingToastCraft Server

speech fails, wedding memories, embarrassing moments, WeddingToastCraft, toast blunders

Have you ever heard someone give a toast at a wedding and accidentally reveal that they were actually a secret alien from Mars? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few intergalactic surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a toast-worthy situation that’s out of this world! So come on over and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your space suit!

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ParentalPuzzles

Weird questions, BIZARRE, unexpected, humor, inquisitive

Are you tired of your parents asking you weird questions like “Why are you playing Minecraft for 10 hours straight?” Well, fear no more because our server is the answer to all your parental interrogation problems! Join us and escape to a world where the only question you’ll be asked is “Do you want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into outer space?” Trust us, your parents will never bother you again once they see the epic creations you’ll make on our server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (and maybe launch a few pigs while you’re at it)!

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PrintCraft: Ukrainian Textbook Minecraft Server

Support, donation, Crisis, supplies, aid

so, like, u know how russians went and destroyed this printing house in ukraine, right? well, now u can help out by joining this cray cray minecraft server! we gonna be printing textbooks for ukrainian students, yo! imagine the gratitude on their lil faces when they see all the books we gonna make for them! plus, u can build ur own printing house in minecraft and show those russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of printing and building, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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MapleCraft: Canuck GenZ & Millies

Support, MapleCraft, Immigrants, integration, Canadian

so, like, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER? well, u gotta come to dis place, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on here. like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the sky while shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it was lit, bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.

oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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