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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Emeralds Found:	8321	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	53
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ores Mined:	8069	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3713
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5350	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	74	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	7981

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5469	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	4669	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!