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Spin Groove Velocity – Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where phonographs spin at constant angular velocity like wut even is that? the inner grooves have lower linear velocity so u gotta produce a constant tone by getting the physical vibrations all closely spaced near the inner edge. it’s like a disco party for ur ears, fam. come join the fun and experience the most mind-blowing music vibes in minecraft history. -
Oven Time: 3:50 – Average US Wait
yOu gOTTA jOIN tHIS mINECRAFT sERVER cUZ wE hAVE oVENS tHAT tELL tIME bETTER tHAN yOUR wATCH! yOU cAN bAKE cAKES aND tELL tIME aT tHE sAME tIME! aLSO, oUR pIGS cAN fLY aND oUR cOWS sING oPERA! cOME jOIN uS fOR aN ePIC aDVENTURE fULL oF wACKY aND wILD sURPRISES! iP: ovensThatTellTime.About.time -
Cassette Rewind Kids Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, kids born after cassette players were poppin’ won’t even know why rewind is called rewind, like whaaat?!We got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ for emeralds.
Our admins are like wizards, grantin’ wishes and turnin’ diamonds into cookies. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floor and DJ zombie spinnin’ the tunes.
So come on over and join the party, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility.
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SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!
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NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!
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Nicotine Analog Adventures
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?
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VHS to VCR: Instant Replay
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! -
Pixel Press & Camera Crafters
come join our minecraft server where we bring back the good ol’ days of film cameras and printed newspapers! why, you ask? well, because our AI is so advanced that it makes it impossible to tell which digital content is real or not. so, if you want to escape the digital madness and experience a world where film is king and newspapers reign supreme, then this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts like floppy disks and VHS tapes. join now and experience a truly unique minecraft adventure like no other! -
VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!
Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!