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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8025
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

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  • BlockButtAdventures

    BlockButtAdventures
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5256
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky

    Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9410
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Crops Grown: 3740 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional unexpected item up someone’s rear end.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.

    Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

    So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.

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  • Arcano Network

    Arcano Network
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8693
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Crops Grown: 7171
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

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    Get ready to immerse yourself in exciting challenges, unique events and lots of fun as we compete for exclusive prizes. From rare items to valuable resources, there’s something for everyone! Don’t miss the opportunity to join this adventure full of prizes and fun! See you there!

    play.dexusland.net

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  • EpicPvP Battles Minecraft Server

    EpicPvP Battles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4587
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 117
    Falling into the Void: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the fights are predictable and lack excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a battle royale between Mohg, Radahn, and Miquella, where every attack is doubled! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy combination of moves will come next. Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

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  • V-Recovery Minecraft Server

    V-Recovery Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6043
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 402
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3747 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as you are. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in epic treasure hunts, fight off hordes of zombie villagers, and even ride on the backs of flying dragons (yes, you read that right).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Let’s fucking goooooooo!

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  • MomCraft: No Thanks Needed

    MomCraft: No Thanks Needed
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1051
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant pressure to have kids while battling stage IV deep infiltrating endometriosis and adenomyosis? Well, have no fear, our Minecraft server is here to provide you with a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!

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  • VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

    VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 2346
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4846
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where the weirdest thing you’ll find in your inventory is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots fireworks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Vagina Village, where players can embark on a quest to find the weirdest things ever put in a vagina. From enchanted dildos to magical potions, the possibilities are endless in this wacky village!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter Vagina Village, you may never want to leave!

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  • SeaCraft: Build Your Story!

    SeaCraft: Build Your Story!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3954
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Animals Bred: 119
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical land in the South China Sea where Chinese academics are constructing narratives to defend their maritime claims…but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and become part of the epic battle for maritime dominance! Build your own underwater kingdom and defend it against rival players trying to steal your precious loot. But beware, the Chinese academics are always watching, ready to swoop in and claim your territory for themselves!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got hidden treasures, secret caves, and even a giant sea monster lurking in the depths. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim its riches for yourself? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of the South China Sea like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by the sea monster, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, gamers!

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  • CraftyDementiaCraze

    CraftyDementiaCraze
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 697
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da link between building friendships, fighting off creepers, and avoiding dementia risk! we study how being married or single affects your immune system while you battle zombies and skeletons in epic pvp battles! join now to see if your plasma neurodegeneration markers are affected by your social health in this crazy minecraft world! who knew crafting blocks could help prevent dementia? only on our server!

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  • Cove-Craft SMP

    Cove-Craft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7754
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1648 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP. A vanilla Minecraft experience on 1.21

    This server is whitelisted and you must apply through our discord channel to join.

    covemc.apexmc.co

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  • BidenCraft Server

    BidenCraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8593
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Farms Harvested: 482
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Imagine a world where Joe Biden drops out of the race and is replaced by Jill Biden, creating the ultimate power couple ticket of Biden/Biden. Forget about Kamala, she’s been banished to the shadow realm in this crazy dream scenario.

    With our server, you can build your own White House and create your own political drama. Will you form alliances with other players or start your own political party? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft!

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  • VacayCraft Minecraft Server

    VacayCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 9037
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

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    Are you tired of sitting in a boring hotel room watching TV all day on vacation? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest vacation of your life!

    Picture this: you arrive on our server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to give you a tour of our pixelated paradise. As you explore, you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a jukebox.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive “Build Battle Royale” event where you have to build the craziest structure you can think of while dodging flying chickens and exploding sheep. The winner gets a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one tap!

    So why waste your vacation sitting in a boring hotel room when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Pack your virtual bags and come join the fun!

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