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Butt Plug City

anal stimulation, anal satisfaction, sex toys, intimate products, butt plug

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

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BlockButtAdventures

anal pleasure, anal play, anal hygiene, anal sex, adventurous sex

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky

anal pleasure, Domination, blocky, Submission, anal fetish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional unexpected item up someone’s rear end.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.

Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.

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SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

Time management, navigating responsibilities, SMPAdultingProblems, emotional maturity, family dynamics

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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DetentionCraft

punishment consequences in school, school experiences, school discipline stories, suspension, worst punishment

Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Propaganda, Capture, Ukraine, human rights violations, Troops

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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SpaceCraft: Solar FlexiCells

innovative materials, alternative energy sources, sustainable technology, spacecraft, solar power

Yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally! We got organic solar cells that are like, super light and flexible, perfect for space travel. These bad boys are radiation-resistant, so you ain’t gotta worry about them getting fried by cosmic rays or whatever.

Our testing shows that these solar cells made from carbon-based materials are gonna blow your mind. They outperform those basic silicon and gallium arsenide cells by a long shot. Like, imagine cruising through the galaxy with unlimited power thanks to our space-age technology.

Join our server and be part of the future, where the sun is your best friend and the stars are your playground. Don’t miss out on this cosmic adventure, come on board and let’s explore the universe together!

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Lucky Bet City 1.21

Karegurui, Thrill, exclusion, long tail tags, finding

Bro, forget about those boring mangaka shows, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have more excitement than a manga convention on fire!

You won’t find any Karegurui here, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos.

Join us and build the craziest creations you can imagine, no limits, just like your wildest manga dreams.

Don’t be a normie, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

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SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

rude behavior, room cost, Cozy, Etiquette, resort

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade

modern dating, dating apps, Technology, Expectations, Difficulty

Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.

Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.

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