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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3972
Farms Harvested:	827	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	733

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	New Chunks Explored:	614203
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4273

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RedditStreakSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft life!

Join us if you want to participate in epic Reddit streak competitions where the winner gets to rename the server to “Dirtville” for a whole week! Imagine the chaos and confusion as players try to navigate a world where everything is named after dirt!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a pet llama that can do your homework for you! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see you strolling around with your llama sidekick, acing all your assignments without breaking a sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyTimeTraveler

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Villages Defended:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you stuck in the Stone Age of boring Minecraft servers? Well, it’s time to upgrade to the Space Age with our server! Join us and blast off into a world of craziness and fun like you’ve never experienced before.

Our server is so advanced, it will make you question what era of your life you’re currently in. Are you in the Jurassic period because you’re feeling like a dinosaur on other servers? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a futuristic cyborg T-Rex with laser eyes and rocket boosters!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will take you through time and space. Build towering skyscrapers in the morning, battle dragons in the afternoon, and explore underwater cities at night. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the boring Stone Age behind and join us in the epic adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s all possible on our server!

FireproofGelCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5249	Dragon Eggs Found:	6557
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Divine Spears Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	258
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u why u gotta join this server! so get this, our researchers have engineered a water-enhancing gel that turns into a silica-based aerogel under heat! like whaaat?! this gel is gonna protect ur homes and critical infrastructure from wildfires like no other! u won’t find this kind of protection on any other server, trust me! so come join us and let’s build and survive together in this crazy world of minecraft! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GrannyGateWeddingDrama

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!

CashCow SMP: Easy Money!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Votes:	1128	Star Shards Collected:	249
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, the easiest way to earn money is by selling enchanted golden carrots to the villagers! Why? Because apparently, they’re obsessed with them and will pay top dollar for them. It’s like a black market for golden veggies, but shh, don’t tell Mojang!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your hard-earned emeralds for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive questing guild where you’ll embark on epic journeys to find the legendary Notch’s left sock. Rumor has it that whoever possesses it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy SMP!