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SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	473
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Votes:	7779
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.