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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 382 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.