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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Fake Believers Real Players

Believers, Fake, Players, real

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena. we got diamonds growing on trees and creepers giving out free hugs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some spleef. we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws raves every saturday night.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by Notch himself and granted unlimited diamonds for life. plus, every time you mine a block, a baby zombie gets its wings.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of wonder and mayhem. remember, on our server, anything is possible, even pigs flying and cows doing the macarena.

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Soup is a versatile and comforting dish enjoyed by people all over the world. It is typically made by combining ingredients such as vegetables, broth, meat, and seasonings, and simmering them together to create a flavorful and nourishing meal. Soup has been a staple in many cultures for centuries and is known for its ability to warm the body and soothe the soul. From classic chicken noodle to spicy ramen, soup comes in endless variations and can be customized to suit any taste preference. Whether enjoyed as a starter, main dish, or side, soup remains a beloved and timeless culinary tradition.

GTM Roleplay

american army, Business, Businessman, criminal, driving school, Economy, education, Factions, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, kfc, latest model, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minephone, miner, police officer, Roleplay

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang?

You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.

As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!

In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

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FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm like a madman!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Farm, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, Loot, madman, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Play.FrontierSMP.net, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, server discord, smp, Towny, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21., Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. Players will experience challenging elements similar to vanilla Minecraft, custom terrain, and tougher mobs as they explore the world. The server promotes exploration, Towny gameplay, and a balanced economy. Custom items, PyroFishing, and farming add to the unique experience without pay-to-win features.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Is Bedrock Crossplay enabled?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s Discord or the Wiki page.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.21 and is playable on the latest version always.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom terrain, Towny gameplay, a balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and more.

Escape This Minecraft Server

bold, Boundaries, controversial, controversial remarks, Daring, DISRESPECTFUL, Escape, freedom of speech, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, Outrageous, Political Correctness, public reaction, public speaking, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., social norms, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7742	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the chaos!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for singing opera. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon hit those high notes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just hear Steve drop a bombshell that will leave you saying, “How did he get away with saying THAT?!”

“Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

body image, DATING, emotional trauma, Gender Roles, Incels, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, sexual expectations, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressures, support groups, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of being a woman and constantly getting rejected by Minecraft players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to thrive as an incel! Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly ignored by all the hot Minecraft dudes, leaving you with no choice but to embrace your inner incel.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with crazy drama and love triangles that will make your head spin. You’ll never know who’s flirting with who or who’s secretly plotting against you. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!

HubbyFail Minecraft Server

Accountability, additional projects, aita, anger, Blame, concentration, Deadlines, HubbyFail, husband, Hybrid, interview, Layoffs, Meetings, Minecraft, poor planning, Ruining, Server, small company, Support, tech firm, test, wfh

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.

Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.

Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!

ToiletTroubleBeachBound

anger management, assumption, bathroom etiquette, Beach Trip, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, Frustration, gross situation, household chores, husband, maintenance guy, Marital Problems, misunderstandings, personal hygiene, plunger, problem solving, relationship dynamics, toilet clog, ToiletTroubleBeachBound

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

SMP_HitlerMusical

bad idea, controversial, controversial figure, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful depiction, distasteful, historical figure, History, inappropriate, inappropriate choice, inappropriate subject matter, insensitive, insensitive portrayal, Life, Musical, musical theater, offensive, offensive content, poor taste, SMP_HitlerMusical, worst historical figure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	6774
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

AnnoyingAF.minecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crops Grown:	4845
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	3306
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.

And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!