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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in more ways than one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever wondered what the after effects of intense anal sex are? Well, on our server, you’ll find out firsthand as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and face off against formidable foes. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lube potions to help you slide through those tight spots!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, from encountering a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and get ready for a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5072
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	66	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	314	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Villages Defended:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!