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BlockyBootyBlasters

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Votes:	6524	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in more ways than one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever wondered what the after effects of intense anal sex are? Well, on our server, you’ll find out firsthand as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and face off against formidable foes. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lube potions to help you slide through those tight spots!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, from encountering a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and get ready for a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

RollingDodger Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Combat, Decision making, dodging, gameplay, games, Gaming, Immersive, Mechanics, Minecraft, not mandatory, Optional, Reflexes, role playing, ROLLING, RollingDodger, RPG, skill-based, smp, strategy, tactical, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	9867	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	New Chunks Explored:	752399
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where rolling and dodging are completely optional! Why waste your energy trying to avoid attacks when you can just tank them like a boss? Join us for epic battles where you can stand your ground and show off your fearless nature.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary “Rolling Stones” gang, a group of players who have sworn off rolling and dodging entirely. They roam the server causing chaos and confusion, all while laughing in the face of danger.

So if you’re tired of constantly dodging and rolling in other SMPs, come join us for a wild ride where you can embrace your inner tank and take on the world with reckless abandon. Who needs agility when you have pure brute strength? Join us now and show everyone what you’re made of!

CreeperQuest Minecraft Server

CreeperQuest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a hoarder’s house? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a hoarder’s home.

Our server is like a duplex built in 1900 – old, rundown, and full of surprises. Explore the 2BR 1BA basement (if you can find it) and uncover hidden treasures (or trash) along the way.

Join now and embark on a quest to find lost urns, bury cremains, and unravel family secrets. Will you be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top? Or will you end up lost in the hoard forever?

Don’t worry about the cleanup – we’ve got bio-hazard experts on standby (for a small fee, of course). And remember, once you see the chaos of our server, you can’t unsee it. So brace yourself for a wild adventure unlike any other.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the hoard! But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to dig through the mess and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the hoarding madness begin!

UniMoveMoneyNOGF

anniversary, Boundaries, Communication, Contribution, Dates.., Decision making, Expectations, financial situation, Frustration, Girlfriend, Job, MONEY, Move, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, unemployed, UniMoveMoneyNOGF, University, vacation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than this guy’s girlfriend’s job search? Look no further! Our server is so stable, it makes her employment history look like a rollercoaster ride. Plus, we won’t ask you for money to cover our moving expenses – we’ll just ask you to slay some creepers instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.

So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.

HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

Affection, closeness, comfort, Connection, desire, Embrace, embrace tightly, emotional bond, Hug, hug deeply, HugMeNotMinecraftSMP, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, love, physical contact, relationship, Touch, warmth, yearn for, yearning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1658	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9507	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of hugging virtual sheep in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you can hug all the players you want! We have a special plugin that allows you to physically hug other players in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of hugging Notch himself, now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the bunker first will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, we have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through the skies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most huggable Minecraft server out there!

BadMannersCraft

aggression, BadMannersCraft, behavioral issues, emotional instability, ENTITLEMENT, incorrect upbringing, lack of accountability, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of responsibility, lack of self-awareness, lack of self-control, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor social skills, Selfishness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a sure sign they were raised wrong! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic structures and battling creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on our server because he’s just that impressed with our players’ skills. So if you want to prove you were raised right and have some crazy adventures, join us now!

LatvianLootersMC

aerial maneuvers, air defense, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Defense, DETECTED, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, interception, international relations, jets, Latvian airspace, LatvianLootersMC, Military, nato, Russian, Scrambled, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Su-30s, Surveillance

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual battleground, just like dem NATO jets scramblin’ after dem Russian Su-30s near Latvian airspace! We got epic PvP battles goin’ down 24/7, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate da competition like a boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we got custom plugins dat let u fly like a jet and shoot fireballs outta ur hands! Imagine swoopin’ down on ur enemies like a badass superhero, unleashing chaos and destruction wherever u go. It’s like a freakin’ action movie come to life in Minecraft form!

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got secret hidden treasures scattered all over da map, just waiting for a brave adventurer like u to discover ’em. Rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword dat can one-shot any player in its path. Will u be da one to find it and become da ultimate warrior of da server?

So what are u waitin’ for? Join us now and experience da thrill of battle, da excitement of exploration, and da pure insanity of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun or somethin’. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

LowkeyAirBoost

air pressure, Altitude, atmospheric pressure, biology, breathing capacity, height, height and air intake, height correlation, height difference, height difference impact, height effect, height impact, height variation, human body, LowkeyAirBoost, lung function, oxygen intake, physical characteristics, physiology, respiratory system, short people

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.

CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperatures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?

But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!

Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

Canada, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Endeman Griefing, Europe, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Javas, Konohaven, Live Map, Minimal rules on shop themes, Phantoms Disabled, policies, Requirements, rules, shouldnt, Single player sleep, smp, Stronger, US, Virginia, whitelist application

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Other Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy

FAQ:

1. When did Season 3 start?

Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.

2. Are there specific rules for shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.

3. What events and challenges are available?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.

4. Are there custom models on the server?

Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.

5. Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

6. How do I whitelist?

Join the Discord server here.
Read the rules and requirements here.
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process. Generally, applicants must be 18+, with exceptions.

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!