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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 902
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6599
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1868 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7260
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9203
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Emeralds Found: 3429

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    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7324
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4213 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

    DiamondDiva Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8765
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

    Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2806
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

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  • CraftyBabyNames

    CraftyBabyNames
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3808
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crops Grown: 9926
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Dimension Hops: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

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