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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3463 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!