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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	966
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	674
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	3698
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Votes:	9017	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	1426
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.