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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

Minecraft server: GBFGCraft – Fantasy Fun!

animated pv, Conquest of the Dark Singularity, crew directory., Dread Barrage, FANTASY, FAQ, Fun, Future Schedule, gbf, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GBFGCraft, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, how to start, July schedule, Mega Pastebin, Minecraft, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Potions Brewed:	111
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Dread Barrage event where the light is favored. Fight off hordes of mobs with your trusty sword and shield, all while trying to conquer the Dark Singularity. It’s a battle like no other!

But wait, there’s more! In the future, we have an Unite & Fight event coming up where Earth is favored. Get ready to team up with your fellow players and take on epic challenges to prove your worth.

To join our server, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And don’t forget to read the FAQ before posting – it will answer most of your questions and get you up to speed in no time.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! See you in the game, adventurer!

ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

anxiety management, Bay, coping strategies, Crises, emotional stability, emotional well being, Existential, existential anxiety, existential crises, existential dread, ExistentialCrisisCraft, Keeping, mental health, mental health support, mental health tools, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practices, Minecraft, personal growth, self help, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Zombie Dances:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

BoyfriendDigits4U

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BoyfriendDigits4U, Communication, Confrontation, feelings, FLIRTING, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, fwb, Group Chat, hooking up, Jealousy, loyalty, promiscuity, relationships, Respect, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Votes:	1750	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship gone wrong.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend try to steal your boyfriend? Will you have to navigate through awkward group chats and flirty encounters? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today and let the fun begin!

GridironCraft2028

2028 Olympics, amateur athletics, American Olympic success, athletic scholarships, college athletics, college football, college sports, GridironCraft2028, LA Olympics, Olympic funding, Olympic history, Olympic legacy, Olympic medals, Olympic preparation, Olympic training, sports development, sports financing, sports funding, sports investments, sports sponsorship, US Olympic team

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!

Noxoria

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Noxoria is a Turkish Towny Server, choose your region with the world map, gather your friends and join the war! It has no connection with Minecraft EU! (We support versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.6!)

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Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

building, Competitions, gladiator fights, Griefing, holiday events, hype, Hyping, Land Claim, Mature Community, rules, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

SisSucksMCServer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	1259	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	524

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9100	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!