We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground club where the creepers do the Macarena.
Plus, the diamonds are so shiny they make your mom’s jewelry look like trash from a dumpster fire.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional explosive sheep prank.
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
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Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.
Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.
Come and join our Towny server! Complete with a custom terrain, new biomes in both the nether and end, and more!
169.150.134.145
Unique Anarchy for 1.16.5
d7.gamely.pro:25334
SCMCraft is a modded Minecraft server [1.19.2] focused on lore, factions, origins and keeping a nice, balanced and enjoyable playstyle. SCMCraft includes a bunch of mods, such as: – Better nether/end – Flan claims – Icarus wings – Custom/suggested Origins – Biome makeover – Simple Voice Chat
we also include our own custom made mods and events, such as SCM Keyblades and SCM Weapons, faction Olympics, and hidden lore for players to discover.
Join now! Discord: https://discord.gg/8Fcc6E455W (both fabric & curseforge)
161.129.183.67
New Minecraft SMP server. The server is still a work in progress but open to players! This SMP server encourages buying and selling, resources and land. Claim your land! Open a shop and become a Lord of the Seed and rise to the top and conquer your foes. Tread carefully if you’re caught outside once the Blood Night begins…
51.81.52.27:25604
Survival with dynamic changes in seasons that affect some game mechanics, as well as unique world generation.
The server has an auction, a store, new enchantments on tools and weapons, new crafting recipes, secure exchange with players through the menu, a system for complaining about players and server errors.
play.pixelseasons.kz
HydroNetworks is a BRAND NEW SERVER based in AU/NZ, Bringing you many gamemodes updated to the latest version 1.20+ .
At this very stage we currently have out:
– HydroSMP – Hydro Creative
We are working on other gamemodes as we speak such as – Hydro Faction – Hydro Skyblock – And Many more!
Hope to see you all there!
play.hydronetworks.org
Welcome to IceOfCraft Kingdoms, ===============================> -> Occupy Kingdoms and Become Ruler! -> Mage Towers, -> Open World Build a Kingdom and fight daily Battles -> MMO/RPG style stuff -> Advanced Auction
Only with IceOfCraft can you achieve this! Moreover, Turkish…
iceofcraft.keyubu.net
We’re waiting for you bro! 🙂
3.127.138.57:15256
Welcome to our pure vanilla Minecraft survival server! Here, you will experience the classic gameplay of Minecraft with no added plugins or modifications. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft in its rawest form. Gather resources, build shelters, and survive the harsh environment while facing off against monsters and other players. Join a community of players who love to play the game as it was meant to be played. Join us now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience.
vanillaclub.org
join not2b2t.org with minecraft 1.19.3
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