We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground club where the creepers do the Macarena.
Plus, the diamonds are so shiny they make your mom’s jewelry look like trash from a dumpster fire.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional explosive sheep prank.
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!
Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.
Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.
Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.
Here at Elixir Prison, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the classic gameplay of Minecraft with the challenge of a high-security prison. In this world, players must navigate through a complex network of cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding the dangers that lurk around every corner.
Our dedicated team of wardens is committed to keeping Elixir Prison a fair and safe place to play. We have strict rules in place to ensure that everyone follows the rules, and our advanced security systems ensure that cheating is not possible.
Whether you are looking to play with friends or compete against other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need to satisfy your thirst for adventure. So come join us today and see what life is like behind bars!Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.
Here at Elixir Prison, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the classic gameplay of Minecraft with the challenge of a high-security prison. In this world, players must navigate through a complex network of cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding the dangers that lurk around every corner.
Our dedicated team of wardens is committed to keeping Elixir Prison a fair and safe place to play. We have strict rules in place to ensure that everyone follows the rules, and our advanced security systems ensure that cheating is not possible.
Whether you are looking to play with friends or compete against other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need to satisfy your thirst for adventure. So come join us today and see what life is like behind bars!
play.elixirprison.us
Welcome to our exciting Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure and unlimited creativity. Our vibrant community awaits you with open arms as you explore epic landscapes, build impressive structures, and take on challenging missions. Are you a talented architect, a brave explorer or a master craftsman? Whatever your playing style, you will find your place here. Join us as we create unforgettable stories, forge lasting friendships, and unlock the true potential of imagination. Are you ready for the adventure? Become a legend on our Minecraft server!
mc.vicnix.net
XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!
We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!
Join our Discord for updates!: https://discord.com/invite/U9zp3XF9GR
play.xcsurvival.com
With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!
Features:– Towny– MCMMO– Free Ranks– Jobs– Quests– Minigames– Weekly Events
Our Community:IP: LonksMC.comWebsite: https://www.lonksmc.comDiscord: discord.gg/F9PSkgM
Lonksmc.com
We are excited to welcome you to our new Minecraft server, forums, and Discord community! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, we hope you’ll find our community to be a welcoming and inclusive place to play and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Our server offers a wide range of gameplay, from crates, to voting incentives, store purchases, in-game currency, tags, and everything in between. We’re constantly working to improve and add new features to make your experience on our server the best it can be.
play.astralic.gg
– CoreProtect;– GriefPrevention;– SetHome / SimpleTPA
Other plugins may be added in the future if enough recommendations come in. We’d love to have you on the server!
45.61.161.78:25569
play.ninden.net
# JOIN THE DISCORD : https://discord.com/invite/H789psQbPx # Hello humans, I’m trying to provide comfortable environment for some of you out there with the sole purpose to have some fun and to eventually build tiny, but solid community.
On this server, you can become a wizard with your own fancy wand and clothes, capable to cast multiple powerful spells.
In addition there are also 15 character based skills, each of which has a unique combination of two stats that it rewards. Level up skills by doing certain actions depending on the skill. All skills are easily viewable in GUI inventory menus, accessible using /skills
Server sponsored by : https://mcraftlist.com/hosting
play.mcwizards.com:25649
Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16
Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…
IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC
Good luck. Have fun!
167.114.143.194:25581
🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.
🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.
🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.
🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now
https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <-- Apply here
reloadedsmp.com