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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

Boorus, Capper, caption, caption tutorials, catbox, comfort caps, Crafty, CRAZE, discord servers, Dragon Quest V, Erelzen, Fireheart, Furry JOI, Höss, Joe, JOE Caption thread, Joi, Join, lolz, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Mouchi, Server, Swirlin, Wedding Night

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	9968	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	3419	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison VS Hypixel

Automation, BADGES, blocks, Community, companions, Components, Cosmetics, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pickaxe, Prestige, Prison, progress, PvP, Realm, Unique, Upgrades

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Potions Brewed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8597	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Hypixel	Emerald Prison
Popular with a large player base	Unique prison experience
Offers a variety of minigames	Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm
Constantly updated with new content	Unique badge system and Companions
Frequently hosts events and tournaments	Unlock Components and hatch Companions
Robust anti-cheat system	Equippable animated cosmetics

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base, Hypixel or Emerald Prison?** – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and wide variety of minigames.

2. **What sets Emerald Prison apart from other servers?** – Emerald Prison offers a unique prison experience with features such as upgrading, automating, and customizing your own private Realm, as well as a unique badge system and Companions.

3. **Do both servers offer regular updates and new content?** – Yes, both Hypixel and Emerald Prison regularly update their servers with new content to keep the player experience fresh.

4. **Can I participate in events and tournaments on either server?** – While Hypixel frequently hosts events and tournaments, Emerald Prison also offers unique features and events within its prison experience.

5. **Which server offers more customization options for players?** – Emerald Prison allows players to customize their experience with features like equippable animated cosmetics and Companions that help with progression.

MorisExistenceRageQuit

anger, Competition, complaining, Content Creation, Dedication, determination, Existence, growth, hard work, Improvement, Jealousy, mori, MorisExistenceRageQuit, motivation, online presence, productivity, self improvement, social media, success, Surpassing, Time management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of wasting your time complaining about someone else’s success instead of focusing on your own? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and channel all that pent-up anger into building the most epic creations the world has ever seen.

Imagine a world where instead of hating on Mori, you’re building towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and secret underground lairs. You could be the next Minecraft master, but only if you stop whining and start mining!

So come on, put down your pitchforks and pick up your pickaxes. Join us on our server and show Mori what you’re really made of. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so legendary that people will be complaining about you instead!

Blocky Butcher’s Bizarre Adventures: The Minecraft Surgery Server

Adventures, anesthesia, BIZARRE, blocky, BUTCHERS, Healing Process, Healthcare, Hospital, incision, intestines, medical procedure, medical team, Minecraft, Operation, patient care, post-operative care, Recovery, scalpel, Server, sterile environment, stitches, Surgeon, surgery, surgery room, surgical mask, surgical tools

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!

Blockheads United: Where addiction to pixels is totally acceptable! (18+)

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Name:	BLA Minecraft Server
Server Type:	Community oriented
Games available:	One block server, SMP, Flatworld Creative, Secret Life, Minigames
Other Activities:
Discord:	kij5
Application Server Link:	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the application process like?	The application process is in place to prevent griefers and Xrayers from joining the server. It has been successful in keeping the server clean for 2 years now.
What are some of the server features?	Some of the features include an active community, shopping district with a diamond economy, Dynamap for all servers, 64gb RAM for SMP, 24/7 uptime with minimal lag, mature playerbase, regular events, and helpful staff.
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the community is very friendly and welcoming to new players. Even if you’re not sure, it’s encouraged to give it a try and experience it for yourself.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Absolutely! The server has a variety of game modes and activities where you can enjoy with your friends.

Crafty RTS Path Tracing Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and revive the RTS genre in a whole new way? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day with path tracing technology!

Join our server and experience epic battles like never before, with stunning graphics and intense gameplay that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against them in an epic showdown? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the future of Minecraft gaming with path tracing technology. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: 2024 Edition

#diseño, ACTUALIZACIÓN, banter, blocky, campeonatos, celebración., club, Comunicado oficial, deportes, Edition, EQUIPO, exitos, futbol, historia, identidad, Insignia, Liga de Campeones, modernización escudo, noticias, real madrid, renovación, trofeos, UEFA

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring logos? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Madrid of Minecraft servers! We’ve decided to modernize our iconic logo after our recent victories in the Champions League (of Minecraft, of course). Join us and be a part of the winning team! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Cristiano Ronald- I mean, Steve-o Ronaldo in-game! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and score some epic goals… I mean, blocks!

MalcraftNetwork VS Hypixel

Adventure Realm, Bedwars, blocktopia, Blocky Battles, Building Bonanza, Challenge Chamber, Crafting Craze, Crafty Creativity, Crafty Fun, enchanted realms, epic quests, Factions, gamer’s paradise, Gaming Galore, kingdom connection, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft Madness, Pixel Playtime, Pixelated Perfection, PvP, Sandbox Sensation, Server Spectacular, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Sanctuary, virtual world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crops Grown:	7125
Dragon Eggs Found:	8608	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hypixel	MalcraftNetwork
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Open to both Regular and Cracked players
Wide variety of mini-games	Bedwars, Survival, KitPvP and more
Lag-free servers	Fun and enjoyable player experience
Cons	Cons
May experience lag due to high player traffic	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. Are both servers open to cracked players?

Hypixel: No, Hypixel only allows regular Minecraft players to join.

MalcraftNetwork: Yes, MalcraftNetwork is open to both regular and cracked players.

2. What mini-games are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games for players to enjoy.

MalcraftNetwork: MalcraftNetwork offers Bedwars, Survival, KitPvP, and more.

3. Which server offers a more enjoyable player experience?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its lag-free servers and large player base, providing a fun experience for players.

MalcraftNetwork: MalcraftNetwork aims for a fun and enjoyable player experience with lag-free servers.

Anime-Free Zone: NOOOO anime is BAD!!! LOL

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true dangers of anime? Well, look no further because our server is anime-free zone! We don’t want any weebs ruining the fun with their kawaii nonsense.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without the threat of anime creeping in. Our server is protected by a magical anti-anime forcefield that keeps all those waifus and body pillows at bay.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and witness the most epic llama dance party you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to anime and hello to llamas!

Crafty Trump Tower: Where BTC hits $1,000,000 and pigs fly! LOL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Potions Brewed:	67	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and witness the magical transformation of BTC to $1,000,000 if Trump wins the election, or BTC to $1,000 if Biden wins! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of cryptocurrency madness! So come on over and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your dream world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Join now and let the chaos begin!