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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills and snatch up some sweet loot. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can hoard all the shiny treasures until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run happening until 7.0, so you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master. And if PvP is more your style, jump into Series 5 and show off your mad skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups happening all the time. From Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet to an Alt ERP extravaganza, there’s always something crazy going down on our server.

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But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!

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And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps galore. Will you be brave enough to venture down into the depths and claim the riches that await?

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Join our Minecraft server and build a giant monument dedicated to your impending doom! Because why not spend your last day on Earth crafting pixelated masterpieces? Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that prevents death by any means, so you might just live to see another day after all! So come on, join us and defy fate with blocks and creativity!

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Cold War: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Blow Stuff Up and Make Money While RPing as Nations on Earth With Mods

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Cold War Modded Earth Server

Version 1.19.2

Overview
Lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Claimed territory is protected. Integrated Economy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is set during the Cold War period (1950s-1990s) where NATO and Warsaw Pact nations, as well as the United States and Soviet Union, battle for supremacy.
How many mods does the server have?	The server has 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, and Guns/Muskets.
Can players choose their playstyle?	Players have the freedom to choose whether they want to play peacefully or aggressively.
Where can I view the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is coldwar.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can join the Discord server here.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where the grass grows so fast, it’s practically doing the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Piggyback Racing League” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flying chickens. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself! And remember, Michael Zaki is not invited.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	8375
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	50

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	3334	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	427	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

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