anal misconceptions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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CyprusCraft Minecraft Server
Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

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Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem
all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

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TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer
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join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.
we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

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DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval
1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War
DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages
Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32
View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250
DynastyCraft.crafted.pro:26740

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

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BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server
Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

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TinyCraft Minecraft Server
Actors, Casting, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, inclusion, little people, marginalized communities, Minecraft, movies, opportunities, Perspectives, representation, Server, short stature, social change, Stereotypes, storytelling, tinycraft, underrepresented
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.

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WatchDad Minecraft Server
awkwardness, bbq, brisket, Confrontation, CVS, drug addiction, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, luxury watch, Minecraft, new boyfriend, reconciliation, Recovery, Replacement, ribs, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, smoker, teddy bear, theft, WatchDad
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

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SwiftTicketFlipper
Apology, aunt, BETRAYAL, face value, family, Friends, MONEY, PhD student, profit, public opinion, reaction, relationship, super bowl, SwiftTicketFlipper, Taylor Swift, ticket, true colors, uncle, wrongdoing
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.
Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.

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AdrenalineCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for the most heart-pounding, pulse-racing, creeper-avoiding adventure of your life.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Flying chickens. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and swords clashing. But in the end, our brave player emerged victorious, with pockets full of diamonds and a newfound love for poultry-based transportation.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and get ready to soar through the skies, dodging fireballs and obstacles in a race to the finish line. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of virtual cake. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So, if you’re looking for the best and safest way to get an adrenaline rush, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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