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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5042 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!