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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2890
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Votes:	3235

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1905	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3948	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	345	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!