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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9577
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	626433
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	573
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	190
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5480	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Votes:	7661
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7117	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net