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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1604 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.