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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2344 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3262 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8048 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!