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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2634 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2692 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!