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  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 66 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Endless Night Skies: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

    BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9917
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

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  • HamCraftDaily

    HamCraftDaily
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5062
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

    we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

    Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2286
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

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    lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

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  • Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+

    Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1796
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Mines Excavated: 2321
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

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    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest uodate, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story, which is bound to intertwine with the stories of others.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch using a combination of tools to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. The world consists of continents separated by oceans and is divided into four temperature zones. Along with enhancements to vanilla biomes, the map also includes many new biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, mangrove islands, prairies, steppes and more! There are also landmarks that can be found throughout the map including volcanoes, salt flats and underground rivers.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers who are consistently develop new plugins and features that give Alathra a unique feel that we guarantee you won’t find on other servers. Some examples include lockpicking, a custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, a fast travel port system, regional resources and so much more!
    Movecraft Movecraft is a plugin that allows you to create moveable ships, from small fishing boats to large Man o’ Wars! Fill your ships with chests for trade or line them with cannons for war. The version of Movecraft Alathra uses is also specifically written and configured to allow for naval combat.
    Brewing The Brewery plugin allows you to create many different interesting brews as well as the many custom brews that have been made by players. Become your town’s barkeeper! Experiment to see how many of hundreds of custom brews you can discover.
    Custom Mobs and Animals We have quite a few custom passive and aggressive mobs, including sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles and boars.
    Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes Recently reset our custom nether features uniquely created biomes and custom nether mobs including the Gargoyle, Nether Leech, Hell Hounds and Imps.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, simply use the IP: play.alathramc.com in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I create my own town or nation?

    Yes! With the Towny feature, you can create your own towns and even nations on the server.

    3. Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?

    Yes, Alathra has a strong focus on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own unique stories within the server.

    4. Are there unique features on the server?

    Yes, Alathra has custom plugins, custom mobs, custom biomes, and various other unique features that set it apart from other servers.

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  • NATO Head Minecraft Server

    NATO Head Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8560
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Trump is considering making us the head of NATO! Why, you ask? Because our server is so well-equipped for battle that even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us and become part of the most powerful alliance in the Minecraft world. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a warrior!

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  • Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP

    Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3724
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ores Mined: 2358 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you can imagine. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of emerald-loving NPCs.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • HospitalDadMinecraftServer

    HospitalDadMinecraftServer
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 3019
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Emeralds Found: 6119
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.

    And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?

    So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!

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  • SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine

    SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2615
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

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    🎉🎈Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time like no other! 🎈🎉

    🍰👰‍♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰‍♀️🍰

    🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂

    🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊

    🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮

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  • LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP

    LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!

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  • ReplayCraft2021

    ReplayCraft2021
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1000
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

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    Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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