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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 130 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!