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ForestCraft SMP {1.21.5} Whitelist

”’creative building community, 1.21.5, Breathtaking Landscapes Built, Classic Gameplay Experience, collaborative building efforts, Craft Your Legacy, dynamic player interactions, Engaging Community Projects, Evolving Minecraft Landscape, Explore New Realms, Forestcraft, Friendly Discord Engagement, Immerse in Vanilla, Impressive Structures Showcase, Join the Adventure, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Passion for Creativity, Passionate Players Unite, smp, Thriving World Exploration, Unique Crafting Opportunities, Welcoming New Members, Whitelist, Whitelist Only Experience

🌲 Welcome to ForestCraft! 🌲

Hey there, gamers! ForestCraft is a cool Minecraft server running Fabric 1.21.5. It’s all about that pure, uncut vanilla vibe. The team has worked hard for a year to make this place awesome. They want players who love to build and share their dreams! 🏗️

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🎬 Check It Out!

Wanna see what this server is all about? Watch the trailer here: Watch Now 🎬

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🍦 Classic Vanilla Fun

This is how Minecraft should be! Every block you place adds to our shared tale.

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🎨 Love to Build?

If you enjoy crafting cool stuff and making towns, you’ll fit right in! Our crew loves to create.

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🤝 Friendly Vibes

The community is chill and welcoming. They work together on big projects and chat on Discord all the time! 😊

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📅 Join Us!

– ✅ Whitelist: This server is whitelist-only to keep things nice and friendly.

– ⏳ Recruitment: Applications open from May 13th, 2025 to May 27th, 2025.

– 🎉 Onboarding: If you’re a good fit, you’ll get a warm welcome after the apps close.

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🔗 How to Apply:

Ready to join the fun? Fill out the form here: Apply Here

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The team can’t wait to see your apps! Let’s build an even better world together on ForestCraft! 🌿

🟧 WorksAsIntended 🟧 [vanilla] [anarchy] {beta} – Play Free!

Anarchy, Anarchy Server Dynamics, Beta, beta testing community, Classic Minecraft Revival, community-driven development, diverse biomes exploration, Evolving Game Mechanics, free, hardcore survival challenges, Immersive Survival Mechanics, Infdev exploration challenges, limitless creativity sandbox, multiplayer chaos experience, Nostalgic Minecraft Journey, official jar integrity, Play, player-driven economy, retro Minecraft nostalgia, snapshot adventure zones, unique crafting recipes, unpatched exploits realm, Vanilla, vanilla gameplay experience, weekly update voting, WorksAsIntended

🟧 WorksAsIntended 🟧

Game Type: Vanilla Anarchy Status: Beta

Server Info

IP: 150.136.8.41
Version: Beta 1.8 Pre-release
World Start: Infdev 20100327
Proxy Used: Betacraft

How to Join

Add -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk to your Java args.

Rules

No rules.
No exploits fixed.
Only real jar files.

Updates

New stuff every week.
Decided by vote.
Covers all real server versions, even snapshots and jokes.

Join the Chat

Hop into our Discord: Join Us

PhotonRebornSMP: Rise of Legends

Alliance and Betrayal, Ancient Secrets Revealed, Community of Legends, Craft Your Destiny, Divine Powers Unleashed, Dynamic Roleplay Experience, Enchanted Realms Exploration, Epic Quest Adventures, Fate of Realms, Forge your path, Gods and Mortals, Heroic Journey Begins, Immersive Storytelling Gameplay, Kingdoms of Chaos, Legendary Battles Await, Legends, Mythical Creatures Encounter, Order vs Chaos, PhotonRebornSMP, player-driven narratives, Rise, smp, Unraveling Mysteries Together, War of Legends

🌟 Enter the World of Legends: The War of Gods 🌟

✨ Choose Your Side – Order or Chaos? ✨

The world is stuck in a fight between two strong gods:

⚖️ Lady Lixia – Goddess of Order, sealed the God of Chaos, Xeni.
💥 Xeni’s curse has trapped the world, locking all inside.

Now, a new group rises. Only you can pick the fate of the world.

💥 Break the barrier.

⚔️ Embrace order or unleash chaos.

🌍 Will you save the realm or bring it down?

🔹 Join now for an epic Minecraft ride!

Where kingdoms clash, gods fight, and destinies are made!

💻 Java IP: `149.255.33.162:50027`

📱 Bedrock IP: `149.255.33.162` | Port `50027`

✅ We got Bedrock and Cracked players!

Survive & Thrive SMP {17+} Fun!

casual survival experience, Collaborative Survival Gameplay, competitive gameplay tournaments, creative building opportunities, Custom Game Mechanics, Diverse Player Activities, Dynamic Building Challenges, Engaging Community Events, exciting event participation, Friendly Player Interactions, Fun, immersive quests system, Inclusive Gaming Community, innovative gameplay features, Interactive Voice Chat, Mature Gaming Environment, personalized gaming experiences, player-driven economy, smp, strategic resource management, SURVIVE, thrilling adventure quests, Thrive, unique social interactions

The Survive & Thrive SMP {17+} {Whitelisted}

Welcome to the Survive & Thrive SMP! 🌍

This is a fresh and chill 1.21.4 survival server for 17+ folks. To join, just hop on our Discord and apply. We check ages, so no fakes allowed!

What’s Cool Here?

Casual Vibes: Build what you want, where you want. Perfect for both new and old players.
Fun Quests: Take on tasks to earn keys. Unlock chests for sweet loot in three tiers!
Voice Chat: Use our Simple Voice Chat mod for a real social feel.

Events Galore!

Join us for fun events like:

Build Battles
PVP Tournaments
Horse Racing
Parkour Races
Scavenger Hunts
Archery Contests
Mob Arena Royale
Maze Races
Holiday Events

Features You’ll Love:

Instanced Loot: Everyone gets their own chest loot.
Proximity Chat: Talk to players nearby.
Instant Tree Chopping: No more waiting!
DeadChest: Items stay safe after you die.
Bluemap: Keep track of your world.
Custom Structures: Unique builds to explore.
PVP Toggle: Fight or chill, your choice.
World Wide Chat: Translate messages if you speak another language.
Armored Elytra: Combine your chestplate and elytra. No more swaps!

Join Us!

We aim to build a fun and friendly community. Lots is planned for the future, and we want you to help shape it! If you’re ready to join, hit up our Discord: Discord Link.

See you soon! 🎮

Malarmis Towny Fun {1.21.4}

”’Towny Adventures, 1.21.4, adventurous quests journey, cooperative town building, creative building challenges, cross-play community engagement, Custom Dungeons Exploration, dynamic world events, economic strategies mastery, enchanting item discovery, Engaging Player Interactions, Fun, immersive fishing experiences, innovative gameplay mechanics, Malarmis, Multiplayer Collaboration Fun, player-driven economy, resource management tactics, Semi Vanilla, Social Gameplay Dynamics, survival skills enhancement, Thrilling Combat Scenarios, Towny, unique crafting recipes, vibrant server culture

🌟 Welcome to Malarmis! 🌟

Malarmis is a cool Cross-play Minecraft server made for towny fun!

What You Can Do:

Towny: Claim land, build a town, and grow big! Start with just $250 in-game cash.
Economy: Buy stuff at spawn and claim your first town. Sell ores and fish for cash.
Custom Fishing: Catch more than just boring cod and salmon! Find crates for loot!
Custom Structures: Explore dungeons in the world and the nether!
Brewery: Make drinks and items that give funny effects.

Join the fun and be part of the growing crew!

Join our Discord!

EGGCRAFT SMP: 5 Years Strong!

”’Minecraft Community Events, collaborative gameplay mechanics, creative building challenges, Creative Redstone Innovations, Dynamic Season Themes, Eggcraft, Engaging Voice Chat Options, Enhanced Survival Mechanics, Exciting New Features, Friendly Player Interactions, Fun Building Contests, Global Player Diversity, Inclusive Age Requirements, Interactive Discord Announcements, Long-Lasting Server Experience, personalized player experiences, Player-Centric Decision Making, Regular Community Votes, Semi Vanilla, Semi-Vanilla Gameplay, smp, STRONG, Unique Datapacks Features, Welcoming Atmosphere Initiatives, Years

EGGCRAFT [SMP]

🌟 NEW SEASON SOON! 🌟

🕰️ 5 Years Old

🏰 Hermitcraft-like Fun

Hey there! EGGCRAFT is a chill SMP server. It’s mostly vanilla but has some cool tweaks. Think armor stand poses and mob heads! You can even chat with voice, but it’s not a must. Pure vanilla players are welcome too!

Why Join Us?

Longevity & Fresh Seasons We’ve been going strong for over 5 years! Each season lasts 14-19 months, so there’s always new stuff to try.
Friendly Community About 30 members from all over the globe, aged 16-25. Everyone is nice and fun! We make server choices together, like adding new datapacks (we just let players sit on stairs!).

Requirements to Join:

Discord You need a Discord account. It’s where we share news and rules. No exceptions!
Microphone Having a mic is cool, but it’s not needed. Your app is fine without one.
Age Must be 16 or older. If you’re 15 and stand out, we might still let you in.
Building Skills Show us some builds or a tour during your app. No need to be a pro—just helps us see how long you’ve played. If you love Redstone, share your cool contraptions!

Still interested? Join our Discord and apply!

Join Us on Discord

Zoritlegends: Epic PvP Event!

Balanced Economy Systems, Competitive Faction Raids, Crossplay Compatibility Options, custom player shops, diverse gameplay styles, Dynamic Faction Warfare, Engaging Community Events, Epic, epic loot drops, Event, Exclusive Gear Customization, Factions, Immersive Game Mechanics”’, Interactive AFK Zones, Legendary Weapon Rewards, player-driven economy, PvP, PvP Arena Battles, RPG Skill Mastery, Skill-Based Progression Paths, Thrilling PvE Adventures, unique crafting recipes, Unique Miniboss Encounters, Weekly Event Challenges, Zoritlegends

### 🌟 Welcome to Zoritlegends! 🌟

Game Type: Vanilla/Factions Platform: Bedrock & Java Pay to Win: No P2W Version Support: All Versions Economy: Yes Event: Tomorrow!

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🔥 Join the fight! Zoritlegends is a new SMP that mixes faction wars, RPG skills, and PvP fun. Don’t miss the Legendary PvP Event TOMORROW! 🗡️ Winner gets a super rare OP weapon!

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### ✨ What We Offer:

– 🧠 Skill-based RPG – 👹 Custom minibosses with cool drops – 🎁 AFK zone & vote crates – 🛡️ Classic factions PvP & raiding – 💰 Player shops & fair economy – 🎉 Weekly events & custom gear – 🌍 Crossplay for Bedrock & Java

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### 📅 Details:

– Version: 1.7 – 1.21.5 – Discord: Join Us! – Bedrock Port: 60458

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🚀 Fight for glory! Only one can win!

🌎 Isles SMP: Join the Fun!

”’creative building community, active Discord engagement, Bi-Weekly Game Events, collaborative building projects, Community-Driven Server Growth, Custom Player Portals, Dynamic Community Interaction, Engaging Multiplayer Events, Enhanced Gameplay Features, Exciting Charity Events, Friendly Player Environment, Fun, Fun Plugin Enhancements, immersive survival challenges, inclusive gaming space, Isles, Join, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Non-Pay-to-Win Structure, smp, Supportive Staff Team, Themed Shopping Districts, Unique Resource Gathering, Whitelisted Gameplay Experience

🌎 Infinity Isles [SMP]

Version: 1.21.4 | Type: Java | Style: Semi-Vanilla | Age: 18+

Status: Whitelist | Friendly: LGBTQ+ | Map: Dynmap | Play: PvE

Join Our Active Community!

Infinity Isles is a chill, semi-vanilla server. They just kicked off their second season on March 16. Now is the best time to join if you love the early-game vibe!

Why Join Us?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: Enjoy a mostly vanilla game with cool tweaks like fast leaf decay and live maps.
🔒 Whitelist: Every player is checked to keep out trolls. No bad vibes here!
🌎 Server Location: East Coast US for smooth play worldwide.
🛒 Shopping District: Player-run shops to show off your style!
🐻 Events: Fun bi-weekly events with prizes. Check out Storage Wars and more!
⛏️ Resource Worlds: Portals to gather lots of stuff without messing up the main world.
💸 No Pay-to-Win: Fair play for all! Donations help the server, not the players.
🔧 Staff: Friendly team ready to help. No hate allowed!
👾 Discord: Chat and hang out with the crew!

Ready to Join?

Hop into our Discord channel here or message Izzy at izzy_plays42!

BadWolfMC: Chill Adult Fun!

Adult, Adult-Friendly Gameplay, BadWolfMC, captivating exploration opportunities, Chill, creative building challenges, cross-platform compatibility, customizable protection mechanics, diverse cultural representation, drama-free interactions, Dynamic Game Modes, eco-conscious resource management, Engaging Minigame Experiences, exclusive membership benefits, Fun, immersive community events, Interactive Discord Integration, Network, player-run shops, Robust Server Performance, Seasonal Event Celebrations, Semi-Vanilla Adventures, thrilling dungeon quests, unique player-driven economy, welcoming social environment

Welcome to BadWolfMC!

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Tired of the chaos in other servers? BadWolfMC is the chill spot for folks 18 and up. Here, players can build, create, and have fun without the noise.

Why BadWolfMC Rocks:

100% Real Adults! No kids here! Players must show proof of age. Over 8 years of fun with no drama.
Drama-Free Zone: A warm, friendly space for all. Meet diverse players from all walks of life.
Semi-Vanilla Fun: Enjoy a mix of classic play with cool plugins that add a twist.
Top-Notch Performance: Fast and stable, thanks to our Chicago servers.
Crossplay Ready: Play from Java or Bedrock. PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join!
Fun Events: Weekly games like Bed Wars, quests, and unique prizes await. Tons of modes like survival, hardcore, and prison!
Safe Builds: Protect your stuff with easy options. Use our diamond economy for shops and jobs.
Eco-Friendly Worlds: Keep our main worlds clean with public farms and resource areas.
Join the Chat: Connect on our Discord and check our wiki for help.

Join Our Community!

BadWolfMC is on the Official Minecraft Server List. Guests can explore, but build rights need an app.

Respect is key here. We want all players to feel welcome.

Get Started!

Server IP: play.badwolfmc.com
Apply Now: Membership Application

Join us and find your new favorite server!

Server Rules:

18+ Only: No kids allowed.
No Griefing: Touching others’ builds is a no-go.
No Hacks: Only legit play. No mods or cheats.
No Spam: Keep chat clean. No ads.
Be Cool: Respect others. No hate or drama.

Come check us out at play.badwolfmc.com. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

All Horizons SMP Fun Zone!

”’Minecraft Community Events, Advanced Crafting Techniques, Collaborative Survival Gameplay, Community-Driven Storylines, Creative Redstone Contraptions, cross-platform play features, custom resource packs, Customizable Character Skins, dynamic economy systems, Enchanting Lore Development, Engaging Roleplay Scenarios, epic PvP tournaments, Exclusive Player Rewards, Friendly Player Interactions, Fun, Horizons, Immersive Exploration Quests, Innovative Farming Strategies, Interactive Minigames Arena, smp, themed seasonal events, Thriving Server Marketplace, Unique Building Challenges, Zone

🌌 All Horizons SMP 🌌

Type: SMP | Style: Semi-vanilla Access: Whitelist | Version: 1.21.5 Play: Java & Bedrock

Join the Fun! This cool server is just about to hit its 1-month mark! They want lots of players to come hang out. No age rules here, so everyone is welcome!

What’s Happening? They’re starting work on a shopping district and a cool spawn area soon. The server runs on the latest Minecraft version and is hosted locally, so you can play 24/7!

Want More Info? Check out their Discord for all the deets! 👉 Join Discord

Come play and make some new pals!

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🌟 Enter the World of Legends: The War of Gods 🌟

✨ Choose Your Side – Order or Chaos? ✨

💥 Break the barrier.

⚔️ Embrace order or unleash chaos.

🔹 Join now for an epic Minecraft ride!

💻 Java IP: 149.255.33.162:50027

📱 Bedrock IP: 149.255.33.162 | Port 50027

The Survive & Thrive SMP {17+} {Whitelisted}

What’s Cool Here?

Events Galore!

Features You’ll Love:

Join Us!

🌟 Welcome to Malarmis! 🌟

What You Can Do:

EGGCRAFT [SMP]

🌟 NEW SEASON SOON! 🌟

🕰️ 5 Years Old

🏰 Hermitcraft-like Fun

Why Join Us?

Requirements to Join:

🌎 Infinity Isles [SMP]

Join Our Active Community!

Why Join Us?

Ready to Join?

Welcome to BadWolfMC!

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Why BadWolfMC Rocks:

Join Our Community!

Get Started!

Server Rules:

🌌 All Horizons SMP 🌌

💻 Java IP: `149.255.33.162:50027`

📱 Bedrock IP: `149.255.33.162` | Port `50027`