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  • CraftyBootyCleanse

    CraftyBootyCleanse
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1376
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Votes: 1003
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

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  • Holy Shit Minecraft Server

    Holy Shit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4101
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

    So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

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  • Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

    Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4374
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

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  • Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

    Crafty Biden Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9416
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ores Mined: 6513 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

    But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

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  • 24 Now Minecraft SMP

    24 Now Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7055
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5290
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 196 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 5699 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 1593
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Mob.MineRich.ru

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  • Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

    Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5559
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ores Mined: 1125 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Crops Grown: 8183
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3668 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

    Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

    But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

    So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

    Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Crops Grown: 8930 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

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  • R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

    R U H   R O H   M i n e c r a f t   S e r v e r
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 616
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5895
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 856 Zombie Dances: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

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  • What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1732
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Star Shards Collected: 200
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6045 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

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