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CraftyCampaignHacks

Biden Harris, Campaigns, CraftyCampaignHacks, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, election interference, foreign interference, GOOGLE, Hack, hacking attempts, Information Security, iran, online threats, political campaigns, Technology, trump, United States politics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	8977	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! Like, we got zombies dat do the Macarena and creepers dat tell dad jokes. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so u can eat ur way to riches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn named Sparkles who shoots rainbow lasers out of her eyes to protect us from griefers. And rumor has it, if u find the secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many virtual cookies. Let’s get crafting, my dudes! 🌈🦄🍪 #MinecraftMadness

BlockchainBillionaire

Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockchainBillionaire, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallets, financial amnesia, financial humor, Financial Security, financial technology, forgotten assets, internet money, Investment, long term investments, lost investments, secure access, speculative assets, speculative investments, valuable jokes, virtual currency

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4087	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!

Sky-Nexus

amazing, Burn, Economy, meanie head, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky-Nexus, Skyblock, Smelly, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Amazing Skyblock server, burn is a smelly meanie head. How long does this thing have to be for it to work?!?!

142.4.206.143:25591

ScholarCraft Minecraft Server

academic achievement, advice, Application Process, Assistance, college, Deadlines, education, eligibility criteria, Essay writing, extracurricular activities, financial aid, financial support, funding, Grants, merit-based, Minecraft, need-based, opportunities, Resources, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Server, Tips

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	128
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into friendly pet kittens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of ruthless poultry who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic battle for control of the coop?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventures, best work, career highlights, career milestones, CraftyKats, exceptional contributions, exceptional work, impressive projects, notable contributions, notable successes, outstanding performance, remarkable accomplishments, remarkable work, significant achievements, smp, standout work, successful endeavors, successful projects, top accomplishments, top achievements, top performances

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: a group of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous witch to only communicate in pig Latin while building their bases upside down. And that’s just the beginning!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the mobs have all been replaced by dancing llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true fear until you’ve been chased by a pack of those bad boys.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Of course, getting to it won’t be easy – you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with traps, puzzles, and a particularly grumpy chicken who guards the loot with its life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Trust me, it’s worth it.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

Accidents, advice, anger, Arrogant, Communication, CraftyHub, disinfect, Doctor, emergency medicine, Expertise, husband, infection, Injuries, Minecraft, online business, Perception, professional advice, scar, scarring, Server, sterile dressing, stitches, Wounds

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Star Shards Collected:	286	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, blended families, Boundaries, children, Communication, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Grandparents, in-laws, mother-in-law, Outsider, parenting, partner’s parents, relationships, setting boundaries, single mother, traditional families, visitation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your independence? Look no further than our server, where we believe in playing by your own rules!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family without any judgment from traditional parents. No need to worry about disapproving glares or being banished from family functions – here, you’re free to be yourself!

We understand the importance of standing up for yourself and not allowing anyone to treat you like an outsider. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules!

Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other. Let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background.

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

aggression, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, political tensions, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4166
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Dragon Eggs Found:	7622	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, ukraine just launched a mega attack on russia’s airbases and stuff. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz. u gotta come help us fight off the invaders and defend our turf. plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles. let’s do this!

BrainSpeakCraft

Accuracy, ALS, assistive technology, BCI, brain signals, brain-computer interface, BrainSpeakCraft, Breakthrough, Communication, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, neurological disorders, neurology, New England Journal of Medicine, Precision, researchers, scientific advancement, Speech, speech impairment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat futuristic brain-computer interface shiz! Like, u can literally SPEAK with ur MIND, just like dat dude with ALS! We got dat 97% accuracy, so u know it’s legit! Join now and become a telepathic Minecraft master, cuz why not?! #MindBlown #SpeakWithUrBrain #JoinNow

TsuniMC

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock pvp creative minigames economy roleplay adventure modded whitelist hardcore vanilla RPG building community server realms factions, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	94134
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Hello everyone! TsuniMC server is a new, unnamed server currently under development! Join the server’s Discord to receive the latest announcements!

Link Discord: https://discord.gg/RUBZKcCZKs

tsunimc.ddns.net:25454