-
Brainwave MemoryCraft
So, liek, imagine u join this totally epic minecraft server, right? like, ur brain will be soooo shook by all the emotional events happenin’ in there. ur amygdala will be goin’ cray cray with all the memories u gonna make. it’s like, ur brain will be lit AF with all the stable memory patterns forminnnn’. u won’t even remember what real life is like cuz this server will be takin’ over ur mind. join now for a wild ride of emotions and memories that will last forevaaaaaa! -
Amygdala Emotion Detector
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!
we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!
-
Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter! -
Brainy ADHD Teens
lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.
so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!
-
TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
-
BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs! -
GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong? -
Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰 -
SystemCore
Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.
135.148.150.20