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Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	196
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Potions Brewed:	200	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mines Excavated:	2535	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

SadNamasteCraft – Where even griefing is done with good vibes!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some absolutely INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome that even Angry Rantman himself, aka Abhradeep Saha, used to play on it before he tragically passed away. His ghost still roams around, giving players tips on how to build the most epic structures.

2. Our spawn point is located in Nava Shevha, where the legendary Ranjeet used to rule with an iron fist. Join our server and you might just uncover hidden treasures left behind by this super famous ruler.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, creeper pigs that explode into confetti, and skeleton cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Modded Mayhem – Crafty Chaos Awaits!”/”Crafty Chaos – Modded Mayhem Awaits!”/”Modded Madness – Crafty Chaos Awaits!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

🌟 Magical Edition 🌟

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s straight up magical? Look no further! Join us for some Modded Minecraft fun where we discuss modpacks, projects, build ideas, and more! And hey, if you’re working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for some epic feedback!

📰 NEWS FLASH: All legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated! But fear not, use PollyMC to keep playing the game without a M$ account. Say goodbye to those pesky restrictions!

🔗 USEFUL LINKS: – Need to find some mods on Curseforge? Check out this handy search tool! – Tired of M$? Say no more with the Flavor of the Month Launcher! – Got shafted by M$ and need a server authentication option? Look no further than SeamlessAuth! – Looking for ideas, albums, resources, and inspiration? Check out these amazing links! – Still have questions? Read our General FAQ before asking for mod-making guides or where to download stuff! – Want to know about mods, modpacks, and guides? Check out our handy guide before asking what modpacks you should play!

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just fall from the sky and land right into the heart of our server! 🚀💫 Join us now for a magical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Quarantine – Build, Explore, and LOL with Us!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!

Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPIC Minecraft server!

Death by LiarCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	3437
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7645	Enchantments Applied:	295
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where the final chapter of your gaming journey awaits… well, mostly.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s building a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks just to show off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex. Come boogie down with the coolest mobs in town and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the final chapter… well, mostly. 😉

FindlayCraft: Where Ohioans Unite in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	5488
New Chunks Explored:	179831	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Located in the mystical land of Findlay, Ohio, this server is where all the coolest players hang out.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server has unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds for you to collect. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden diamond castle, where you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Derpy Diamond Mine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on every block to make them extra sparkly. – We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant disco party where you battle it out while dancing to sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and breathe fire on any creepers that come near. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!