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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9570 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3724 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
