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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8601	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

bored, CREEPERS, dull, DullCraft, Good, I want to like, It’s, it’s pretty dull, Join, Like.., PRETTY, pretty dull, snoozefest, Time, Want, want to like, want to like it

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	831156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

#covert operations, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Crafty, crime, crime fiction, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, McCraftface, mysterious book, Mystery, No. 916797878, number, puzzling, Random, secretive, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful novel, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

can your little-pecker handle a Latina, communication barriers, Confidence, Country, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, DATING, Edition, Gender Roles, gtYour, Insecurity, international dating, Latin culture, Latin women, latina, machismo, Masculinity, Nations, relationships, self esteem, Stereotypes, your country

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	5885
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate denial, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, Crafty, deniers, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Myth, renewable energy, Scientific consensus, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	237734
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

banner sim, Barbara, character banner, collaboration event, Crimson Night Fades, crossover, Daily check-in rewards, Epic, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, mihoyo, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Web Event, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, arousal, Crafty, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, exhibitionism, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Humiliation, jack off, JackOffs, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Questionable, Requests, Roleplay, Server, sexual, Submission, taboo, verbally abuse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	415
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	4969	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

Anime, anime character, BETRAYAL, brother, CREEPERS, Darkness, decision, Drool, Evil, Itachi, Itachis, Lair, long trail, Naruto, power, Redemption, redemption arc, regret, rule, sacrifice, Sasuke, tragic, tragic hero, uchiha clan, Villain, Villains

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.