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Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Towns Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Votes:	326
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1613	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6241
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5883	Star Shards Collected:	168
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	603	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4608	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	8254	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	886
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!