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AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	177
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	999	Emeralds Found:	162
Mines Excavated:	3755	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5034
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	185
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	164	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	4004
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.