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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	202413
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men, Acting, age, Ageism, Celebrities, Diversity, Entertainment, famous actors, film industry, gender, Gender Roles, Hollywood, Men, older actors, over 40, Stereotypes, success, talent, under 30, Women, young actresses

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	5463	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all the famous actors under 30 play on our server! Yup, you heard me right. Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and even Tom Holland are all building epic castles and battling creepers right alongside you. And that’s not all, folks. The famous actors over 40? They’re all there too, but they’re too busy trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword to bother you. So come on down to our server and join the wildest, star-studded adventure of your life!

CraftyDiversity Minecraft Server

Anime, cars, Community, cool books, CraftyDiversity, Cultural awareness, DEI, discrimination, Diversity, equality, equity, games, inclusion, intersectionality, judaism, marginalized groups, Minecraft, NADA, representation, sad news, Server, shows, social justice, Sport

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Void Gems Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of all those Minecraft servers trying to be all serious and intellectual with their references to anime, books, sports, and cars? Well, look no further because our server is a complete escape from all of that nonsense!

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

Forget about trying to impress anyone with your knowledge of obscure subreddits, because on our server, the only thing you need to know is how to have a good time. So come on over and join us for some ridiculous fun that will have you saying “Nada” to all those other boring servers!

WrestleQueens Minecraft Server

athletes, Beautiful, couples, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, equality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, pride, professional wrestling, relationship, representation, Server, sports, Strong Women, tag team, VISIBILITY, Women, WrestleQueens, wrestling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the most epic battles between beautiful lesbian couples of professional wrestling! Watch as they build towering structures with their bare hands, using their wrestling skills to take down any creeper that dares to get in their way.

Join our server for a chance to see these fierce fighters unleash their signature moves, like the Rainbow Suplex and the Love Lockdown. And don’t worry, their love knows no bounds, so expect plenty of heartwarming moments as they build a world filled with rainbows and unicorns.

But beware, if you cross them, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a smackdown like no other. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your A-game, because these ladies don’t mess around when it comes to defending their turf!

ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

agitate, animated, assisted living, Chess, chess nerd, ChessMatesNursingHomeFun, cognitive decay, common room, disrupt, Elderly, games, national champion, nursing home, personal visitor, Resident, Schedule, scrambled eggs, sick man, Staff, toast, Visitor

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box

Box, Brain, cognition, cognitive function, Consciousness, dark box, Faulty, ImpulseCraft, ISOLATION, limited knowledge, Mind, nervous impulses, neural pathways, neuroscience, Perception, Reality, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation experiment, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory perception, sensory processing, uncertainty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9639	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	214	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

join this minecraft server and escape the dark box of your brain! become a blocky hero and fight off evil creepers with your mighty pickaxe! build a castle so big, it’ll make the ender dragon jealous! unlock secret worlds where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!

Backpacks, Bank, blocks, Custom, Custom Crops, custom fishing, Custom Items, custom ores, Daily Quests, Death Chests, Epic, Fermium, infernal mobs, infinitely, Inv backups, Item recycle, Join, Land Claims, LEVEL, leveled mobs, MODEL, Player shop plots, Quests, Race, server map, smp, Spawn plots, Temp fly, Tools, upgradable hoppers, weapons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	3000
Mines Excavated:	2710	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

1. How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join the server, simply use the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

2. What kind of custom features does the server offer?

The server offers a wide range of features such as custom crops, farming, spawners, hoppers, ores, weapons, armor, tools, items, models, and more.

3. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?

Yes, the server has unique gameplay mechanics like tool leveling, chest sorting, temp fly, land claims, quests, daily quests, backpacks, and more.

4. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server has a custom currency system along with player warps, a bank, jobs, and a rotating shop.

5. Can players engage in social activities on the server?

Players can participate in activities like marriage system, pet petting, chat games, player ranks, shopkeepers, vote parties, races, and more.

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

CraftyRainbow, female, gay marriage, gay relationships, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender roles in relationships, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, love, Male, Minecraft, Natural, Nature, roles in relationships, same-sex couples, Server, sexual orientation, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional dynamic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	103	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4689	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5179	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain vanilla? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be diving headfirst into the craziest debates like why one man in a homosexual relationship ends up acting like the “woman” and the other like the “man”. We’ll have you scratching your head and laughing out loud as you try to figure out the mysteries of human relationships in the most unexpected way possible.

Join us if you’re ready to challenge your mind and have a blast with like-minded players who aren’t afraid to tackle the most bizarre topics. Who knows, you might just end up finding the answer to life’s biggest questions while building your dream world in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, athletes, best US team, blockbusters, Coaching, comparison, Competition, competitive, critique, Disappointment, Evaluation, Expectations, International, letdown, Minecraft, Potential, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, underperformance, world class

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

So you thought you were joining just any old Minecraft server, huh? Think again, my friend! This server is like the US Men’s Soccer team – full of surprises and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re entertaining, right?

Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.

So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).

StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server

body odor, bullying, family dynamics, Family Support, high school, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Server, sibling advice, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling communication, sibling concern, sibling conflict, sibling decision-making, sibling dilemma, sibling guidance, sibling help, sibling intervention, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, StinkSisCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us for the most epic adventures and challenges you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Build insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter the legendary Smelly Sister boss. This boss is known for its overpowering stench that can knock you out with just one whiff. Defeat the Smelly Sister and earn the title of Deodorant Master!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of body odor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

ParentalMedNeglectCraft

allergic asthma, Apology, asthma, Communication, confusion, emergency room, exaggerating, family, fear of dying, health, Hospital, medical help, misunderstanding, nebulization, overdramatic, ParentalMedNeglectCraft, parents, salbutamol, scolding, tachycardia, Unnecessary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	7216	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.