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  • Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, fellow block munchers! Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life that looks like it was built by a toddler on a sugar rush? WELL, buckle up, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! Forget the standard snooze-fests—you’re about to enter the wildest realm where you can be the literal amusement park worker of your MINE-dreams (pun totally intended).

    So, like, imagine you’re chilling in a place where guests ride roller coasters made from diamonds and also somtimes cooked chicken because this is a server that defies all logic! 🤯 Yes, I mean you’ll encounter people who think they can tame a creeper and ride it like a horse. TRUE STORY. Last week, I saw some guy put a saddle on a pig while trying to convince it to do a barrel roll. Long story short, it didn’t end well… for him.

    Wanna hear about the time someone tried to craft a cake out of obsidian and ended up with a black hole that sucked in the entire server? Whhhaaat?! Yeah, that happened!!! The poor mod just sat there like “Whaaaaat do?” while everything sucked into void—literally! It was like Thanos snapped but in block form! (no one really likes talking about that day bc it was tragic but also LOL).

    Oh, and don’t get me started on the epic game of hide and seek that accidentally turned into full-on PvP when someone mistook a cobblestone castle for hideout! I mean who needs swords when you have a suspiciously placed cake? People were smashing every slice just to find out where Gary was hiding! Gary, the best hider, who is now, like, living in the nether because the “mobsofSaddness” chased him down for being too good at hiding.

    And like, there are rumors that if you dig straight down at spawn, you might fall into an alternate dimension that’s FULL of llamas wearing tiny hats and they will enroll you in a secret llama fraternity where your only job is to craft the best puns. Who doesn’t want that kind of lifestyle? Llama jokes and free hats? Count me in! 🦙💖

    So, get off your lazy blocky butts and join this server NOW! Or else, you’ll be destined to play on servers with those boring peeps who think they’re “pro” because they can build a 5-star hotel but can’t even survive a mild zombie apocalypse. I mean, c’mon, how boring can you be? 😜

    In conclusion, if you want mad capers, zany adventures, and a very slim chance of being sucked into a black hole or interrogated by sentient llamas, this is the place for you! Join today, or forever be haunted by my righteous Minecraft ghost. BOO! 👻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • London MC Server

    London MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!

    london.bisecthosting.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bluerp romania

    Bluerp romania

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). 🌌This is a minecraft server (1.20+) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.

    The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.

    We wish you a pleasant experience with us! ❤️

    mc.bluerp.ro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoyaleEmpire

    RoyaleEmpire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello We Are Ya Network, we invite you to enter the server Modalidades : EggWars , FullPvP , PrisonOP , SkyWars Active Staff Etc. IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co

    RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Montreal MC Server

    Montreal MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!

    montreal.bisecthosting.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beacoland

    Beacoland

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with an awesome friendly adult community! Beacoland is a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server. We are ‘semi-vanilla’ with just a few added extras to improve performance, safety and player experience. These extras include OnePlayerSleep, Mob & Player heads and a co-ordinates hub. We believe we are the closest you will find to vanilla whilst still maintaining anti-grief/theft alongside server optimisation. Builds and items are made safe by CoreProtect but beyond this, there are no plugins which affect gameplay, such as /tp, /spawn or /home. At the time of writing, we currently have over 20 heavily active players, with more joining every day!

    play.beacoland.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Los Angeles MC Server

    Los Angeles MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!

    la.bisecthosting.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Marcanemc

    Marcanemc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Markane MC

    – Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners

    – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more!

    – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi Vanilla

    We appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!

    How to join

    – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer

    – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right

    – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

    mc.marcane.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlaySurvival

    PlaySurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyWars,Survival,Pvp,SkyWars and Creative Juega Sin

    PlaySurvival.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dawn Haven

    Dawn Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Dawn Haven! A safe, friendly server for anyone! McMMO, Slimefun, and more plugins! This is an extremely fun server you will have so much fun on! We hope to see you on play.dawnhaven.net! <3

    play.dawnhaven.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dynamiccraft bd

    Dynamiccraft bd

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welocome to dynamiccraft.

    hope you enjoy this server.

    play.dynamiccraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP