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How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
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LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

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LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Love Letters Sent:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7043	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	368746	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	608648	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Farms Harvested:	376	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	8463	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Exclusive amusing childhood experiences Minecraft Servers

Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

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