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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3202

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4743	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Votes:	6792
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6584	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5301	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	968	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	8533	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2447
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).