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amusing animal stories Minecraft Servers

  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3645
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Votes: 5332 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

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  • CraftyNoobs

    CraftyNoobs
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8221
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 136
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

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  • ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

    ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4113
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

    this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

    so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

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  • Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

    Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9370
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

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  • BOBROVSK Minecraft server

    BOBROVSK Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9819
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Votes: 328 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

    mc.bobrovsk.online

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  • Reverie SMP

    Reverie SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5939
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Description
    Near Vanilla Gameplay No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
    CoreProtect Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
    Proximity Chat Option for players, not a requirement.
    Experienced Staff Team has experience running similar servers.
    DynMap Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
    Server Events Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
    Activity System Visual system for player preferences while playing.
    Supporter Perks Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

    Server Specs

    AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

    FAQ

    Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

    Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

    How do I join Reverie SMP?

    To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

    Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

    No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

    What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

    We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

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  • Rebel Rising United 1.21

    Rebel Rising United 1.21
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6405
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ores Mined: 1693
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5859
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5654 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8392
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Animals Bred: 171 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 338
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

    ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5160
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

    And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

    So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2506
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 493 Votes: 9537
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

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